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One man, many teams, zero plans. Not actually Clueless by name, more by nature...

Uppercuts round 005 - Dipping into negatives

So it turns out there are Tier 5 players in this game. Who knew? (Although by the time I figure things out, we'll probably be up to Tier 10 or 12, so...



HOW LOW CAN THESE TIERS GO?

I learnt about Level 5 with my latest acquisition who's had 2 x DNP in his last five games, 2 x 0 scores and somehow even dipped to -1 one round. How the hell did that happen exactly? Decked the umpire? Urinated in the stands? Told a dirty joke over the loud speakers? You be the judge!

Either way, he's an Uppercut now so welcome along Mr T5: 


 
As a new edition to team, good friend Adam here has submitted request for socks. One pair, possibly matching depending on current supplies. That is all for now. 


Does this mean Shiggsy that no matter who joins my team, you're going to be representing them and furnishing me daily with a list of demands?

But of course good coach. Shiggsy is player agent to all tiers yes!



Well won't that be fun. Okay, moving on. I better select a team for this round..


URBAN UPPERCUTS LINE UP THIS WEEK



Adam Wainright - he's top of the list and the only one marked with PP (Probable Pitcher) so he gets the chance to put some much needed points on the board this week. 

Munoz - All three in his category had low scores but since he had the highest of the three..

Machado - Still top scorer in what he does. Still so happy. I'm still so happy to play him too.

Lopez - Same score as Stallings so either one or the other really..

Engel - Hilariously Mr T5 gets his first game the same week he makes the team. Purely for giggles (and also a lack of far better options)

Turner - I'm finding that in many of these positions, there's really not that much points wise between the players available. Maybe they're all terrible? Gah who knows. In you go Turner!

Heaney - Urias had a higher score by two points but the last time he flexed, nothing happened. So Heaney, you're up to bat. Or catch. Or maybe do cartwheels, I still don't know what a Flex does..

TO BE CONTINUED!

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