Coach Clueless

The final game for my AFL Coaching Career in season 2022 was run and won. And while I wait for the phone to ring and sort out a juicy deal with Netflix, let's see how we went one last time..

Okay, technically this is round 12 or 15 or maybe even 21 for this team, I've lost count. But since this is a new blog, new audience, new chance to make billions in royalties, let's set the game clock again. Time to pick our five to hopefully unleash hell and go from there..

While I still figure out the baseball side of this fantasy sports business, my soccer team the Nada Fajita Tornados have been operating for a couple of months now. Have they been winning? Not exactly sure. Who's in it? Not exactly sure. But I've been putting them out on the pitch, they've been doing something and because of that, the game keeps giving me more players to...uh...put on the pitch again.  Come meet the team already!

'Coach, for your first ever MLB experience you've got 13 players ready to go, you need to pick 7.' -Shifty Bob, my assistant.  'Easy enough, pass me the dart board!'

Baseball? What the hell do I know about Baseball? And yet Sorare is willing (or maybe foolish is a better word here) to let me manage a Major League Baseball Team. I can't see anything going wrong with this idea, can you? Let's meet the crew!

One man, many teams, zero plans. Not actually Clueless by name, more by nature...